Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
even my farts smell like vagina
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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