oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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