But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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