Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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