his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Randomize
