Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
