i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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