ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Randomize
