Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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