he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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