i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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