Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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