seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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