But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I have fence marks all over my body
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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