You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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