Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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