this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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