Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
His nipple licking is glorious
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