I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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