Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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