Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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