But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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