I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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