I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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