sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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