Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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