I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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