so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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