I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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