Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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