Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I need to sanitize my soul.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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