What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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