OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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