...so i touched it.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
