Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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