he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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