2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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