I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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