I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Randomize
