Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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