Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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