we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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