I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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