would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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