Pregnant stripper...not hot.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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