dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
