This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
