I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
