The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can text with my tongue
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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