Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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