How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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