i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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