How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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