I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
